Jokes
>> Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?>> Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
>> Teacher : Spell it?
>> Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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>> Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
>> Banta : How do you know??
>> Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have
>> came again..
>>
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>>
>> Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV
> in
>> my house.
>> Police : How the theif did not take TV???
>> Sardar : I was watching TV na....>>
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>> Thought for the Day!!!
>>
>> If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger
> sis
>> and elder sis?
>>
>> Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
>>
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>> Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Boys"
>>
>> Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
>>
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>> When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
>>
>> Answer : On their Wedding !!
>>
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>> Whats the height of Intelligence?
>>
>> Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme
> ...
>>
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Just read this....Dedicated to all the sardar lovers. I know some are old ones but always
worth us a laugh
Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future te nse is "you will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been
promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came
first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to
you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passeng ers in the car
he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
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TITANIC - Valentine's Gift
posted by Amit Mohanty @ 6/08/2006 07:14:00 PM
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